Radar Pages Humour
Gentlemen, that reminds me....
Pull up a sandbag lad, I wanna tell you a story!)
We all have a tale to tell; the
pathos, the agony, the humour of working with radar, life in the services, odd
assignments etc. If you have something we can all get a laugh from please send
it in and I'll post it up here.
to my colleague Terry Andrews for forwarding these...
calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
not the heat, it's the humidity.
Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
look at the time! My wife will kill me!
in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
togatos contra me conspirare.
think some people in togas are plotting against me.
viveret, ad remum dareris.
Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Si Hoc Legere
Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
you can read this you're over-educated
hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis
you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying
world of Latin!
curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Noli me vocare,
ego te vocabo.
call me, I'll call you.
vera, potas bene.
you sure are drinking a lot.
barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
barbarians invade your personal space!
te in foro interficiant!
conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
signo nata es?
Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!
secundis, tene cursum.
with the flow.
it all hang out.
precor dulcissime supplex!
please with a cherry on top!
am the Master of the Universe!
audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
uxorem meam, sis!
my wife, please!
est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
aside plebians! I am on imperial business.
is doing it.
habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at